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I Left, and Somehow Nothing Happened
I wrote my most recent article in October of 2025, and while the roster has changed, it feels eerily similar to other Pirates teams in recent years.
Thoughts on the 2025 Season
The Pirates finished 71-91, probably overachieving considering their limited offseason moves. There was some good mixed in with mostly bad. For a team that left themselves no real margin for error, the results speak for themselves.
An Offensive Graveyard: Why Position Players Fail in Pittsburgh
From Pham to Tellez, the Pirates have a long list of failed offensive acquisitions. This is a clear symptom of a broken philosophy and a front office that has turned Pittsburgh into a place where hitters' careers stall.
How Low Can the Pirates Go?
Getting swept by the White Sox was a symbolic surrender. With the GM already looking to 2026, it's time to diagnose the root of this failure: Ben Cherington's flawed organizational philosophy.
Why the Manager Doesn't Matter Much
The Pirates changed managers from Derek Shelton to Don Kelly, but the results remain the same. The debate is a distraction. The real problem is the flawed organizational philosophy they are forced to implement.
2025 Pirates First Half Recap and a Look at What's to Come
The 2025 All-Star break offers a moment to deliver a verdict on the Pirates' first half. While bright spots like Paul Skenes exist, they are being suffocated by a historically inept offense.
No Margin for Error: The Flawed Roster Construction of the 2025 Pirates
The Pirates' season has been a relentless series of 'what ifs.' This is an indictment of a front office strategy that built a roster on hope, with no margin for error, guaranteeing failure at the first sign of trouble.
A Week In Pirates Baseball 2025: 7/6-7/13
The Pirates stumbled into the All-Star break after a disastrous 1-8 road trip. This week was a microcosm of the Ben Cherington era: solid pitching, a broken offense, and individual brilliance left to wither on the vine.
2025 Pirates Trade Deadline Predictions
With the trade deadline looming, the Pirates face a critical test. The obvious moves are easy, but the real story is whether GM Ben Cherington can be trusted to trade from the team's pitching depth to fix the offensive void he created.
6 up 6 Down: Your 2025 Pittsburgh Pirates
A six-game winning streak followed by a six-game losing streak is the perfect metaphor for the 2025 Pirates. This has been the signature of a Ben Cherington-built team during his Pirates tenure.